lol its random day the one day of the year that can happen more then once a year any time of the year XD
to celebrate the awesome day just answer all the questions with the choices given or just make one up your self

1) a bucket of cheese walks by and says hello
you respond by:
A) throwing a rock at a near by car
B) throw the bucket of cheese at the car
C) throw the car at the rock and hope the cheese laughs
D) open a parallel universe where buckets of cheese don't talk but the earth is called fried chicken because an evil force that goes by the name lemon drops tried to convert the entire population of fish into trees that squirt soda when ever they see people with red hair to make their souls turn blue so they can no longer see the dark side of the moon on Tuesdays to prevent the sun from going out so that it would cause grass to overgrow so they could collect millions of dollars from mowing lawns but it turned out that it wasn't red heads whos souls turned blue so they failed.

2) if a man named James tries to make five pies and he dropped two but a man named Louie eats them and gives you five dollars for every time some one calls him fat when will Steven reach the top of the mountain?

3) если Вы читаете это, то вы выиграете 1000 Internets XD

4) you come across a box that contains a magic power that if in the wrong hands could blow up Pluto what do you do?
A) make sure you hold it in your right hand
2)who cares? Pluto isn't a planet TT_TT
q)kiss the woman/man on your right and hope she/he doesn't think badly of you

5)the bucket of cheese returns for revenge but has no spoon write a short essay on how cheese is made

for men if you answered 2 on 4)
6)the woman you kissed turned out to be an alien from a dying planet who asks for your help to save her planet from destruction and your hand in marriage what would be the reasonable thing to do?

for women if you answered 2 on 4)
6)the man you kissed turns to you an says "oh, excuse me but do you mind if i sweep you off your feet and take you far away from here to my private island where any thing you wish for will come true while my servants wait on you hand and foot for the rest of your life?" what would you do?

and thats the end good bye